Have you ever received cheesy text messages like, “Bangin ka ba, kasi nahuhulog na ako sayo”? You might probably be hearing more of these anytime soon from a new song entitled “Mahal Kita Kasi” by Nicole Hyala, which is made up mostly of pick up lines that originated from text messages. ?You can find some of the pick up lines used in the song here in TxtBuff Pick Up Lines.

Bangin ka ba kasi
nahuhulog na ako sayo
naman kasi

Unggoy ka ba kasi
sumasabit ka sa puso ko
naman kasi

Pustiso ka ba kasi
you know I can’t smile without you

Pagod na pagod na ako
maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko
kasi naman
kasi mahal kita

Bagay tayong dalawa
pa-picture nga
para mapadevelop kita
Hindi tayo tao hindi rin tayo hayop
Bagay tayo, bagay talaga

Papupulis kita
kasi ninakaw mo ang puso ko
naman kasi

Kuto ka ba kasi
palagi ka sa ulo ko
naman kasi

Apoy ka ba kasi
Alab… alab…
I love you

Magsalbabida ka nga
Kasi baka malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko
kasi naman kasi
Mahal kita

Bagay tayong dalawa
pa-picture nga
para mapadevelop kita
Hindi tayo tao hindi rin tayo hayop
Bagay tayo, bagay talaga

Kamuka mo si Papa P, Dingdong
Papa P
Papa P, Dingdong

Exam ka ba kasi
Sasagutin kita agad agad
Naman kasi

Drugs ka ba kasi
Kaka-adik ka kasi kasi
naman kasi

Kulangot ka ba kasi
you’re really really hard to get

Posporo ka ba?
eh di posporo rin ako para match
kasi naman kasi
mahal kita

Bagay tayong dalawa
pa-picture nga
para mapadevelop kita
Hindi tayo tao hindi rin tayo hayop
Bagay tayo, bagay talaga

Pustiso ka ba kasi
I really really can’t smile without you

Send Christmas text messages to your family and friends this season!

Greetings (Text Message #182)

May the season of
?Love & Peace?
?Joy & Laughter?
?Care & Sharing?
be with you & your family
always.
MERRY
MERRY
CHRISTMAS!

Inspirational/Religious (Text Message #2532)

I pray
that
h?ppiness be
?t y??r d??r.
M?y
it
kn?ck
e?rly,
&
le?ve
the gift
?f GOD’s peace, love,
joy &
good health behind.
G0d blesS! Meri chrstmas!

Friendship (Text Message #168)

I’ve already
told SANTA
what i want
for CHRISTMAS,

a friend
that will stay
forever.

So if a
fat man
comes
arOund
and
trys to
wrap you
up,

please
cOoperate..?

Ascii (Text Message #174)

.;?”;. .;?”;.
()?” ‘) ‘+, ? ,+’
( ,’o')?) ?+,+?
(,,) )
Just sending a WARM HEART
to say…
Merry Christmas and Enjoy
the holiday! God Bless! :-)

Funny English (Text Message #187)

In this season of
merrymaking & endless
parties, always remember..
?thou shalt not weigh more
than thy refrigerator.?
Merry Christmas & Happy
New Year!! ;-)

Funny Tagalog (Text Message #171)

Meron ka na lamang (6) na
oras na natitira para bumili
ng regalo para kay SENDER’S NAME.

Kung nais malaman kung
ano ang kanyang kahilingan
ngayong pasko, maaring
mag text oh itawag sa mga
ss:

text SENDER’SNAME (space) tanong
(space) petsa kung kelan
ibibigay ang pamasko. At i
send ito sa 0915xxxxxxx.

Taos puso po ni SENDER’S NAME
tatangapin ang inyong mga
regalo.

Merry Christmas to you all!

Inday is currently the most popular fictional character in the texting community today. Inday is a nanny who uses formal english when speaking to her boss. Because of her?english-speaking ability, Inday was termed as Inday Sosyal or Sossy Inday.

Before Sossy Inday text messages came out, there were already a few text jokes on maids or nannies being passed around on cellphones. But the maids or nannies mentioned had no consistent personalities. Here’s one example of an ignorant nanny joke:

Amo: Inday pakilatag naman
ng comforter sa kama.
Magsisyesta ako. (after 15
mins si inday
pinagpapawisan) Inday: Koya
nakalatag na po yung
komporter sa kama. Isinama
ko na rin ang MAWS at
PRENTER.

Here’s one example of a mistress nanny joke:

Kring Kring

Amo: inday sgutin m ung
phone bka kabit ni sir m
yan!!

Inday: c mam tlaga

PNAPASELOS AKO!!

and there are more. But lately, a series of text jokes mentioned a maid with a unique personality and stood out in the text messaging community. She’s the english-speaking Inday, also termed as Inday Sosyal or Sossy Inday. Unlike Ederlyn, Sossy Inday’s first text message is already worth forwarding:

Ma’am/sir,

I hereby tender my
irrevocable resignation as
your emplOyee, effective
tOday. It has been a
pleasant stay in ur company,
but owing to personal
reasons i am compelled to
move on.i would like to
thank you and your gOod
management for the
wonderful experience
accorded to me during my
stay in your cmpany..’

Yours truly,
inday

-Lufeeeet ni inday ah, in
fairness.. Hahaha!

The funny thing about Sossy Inday is not only her ability to speak in straight English but also her complicated, technical way of answering that made her boss feel stupid.

Amo: Inday, bkit ngkalat ang
bsura s likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the
weather patterns might
have occured wreaking
havoc to the surroundings.
The way the debris are
scattered indicates that the
gust of wind was going
northeast causing damage
to the path it was heading
for.

Amo: (nosebleed)

People who knew Ederlyn, can already tell that Sossy Inday’s fame would somehow follow that of Ederlyn’s. In fact like Ederlyn, Sossy Inday also experienced falling in love,

there are tulips in the
street,there are tulips in
the park,but nothing
compares to our two lips
meeting in the dark..

-pamatay lines ni dodong
kay inday.

accident/s,

Please pray for the quick
recovery of Inday. She’s
currently in the ICU because
of excessive nose bleeding,
which she had while
accompanying Junior in his
school’s Linggo Ng Wika
Celebration. Please pass this
to all whose lives, like mine,
have been touched by Inday.

and a lot more. But the most exciting part of Inday series is when Ederlyn came back on the text messaging scene,

Ederlyn: ikw b ang inday n
cnsb nla? at cnu k pr i2lad s
akn ang iyong ksikatn
ngyong akoy nnnhmk n? wl
kng krptan pr pntayan aq!
Hayop k!

Inday: my apologies, bt d
fact is, ur glory days r ovr
my frnd. I fnd it sumwat
ridiculous, ur persistence on
persuading pipol 2 come 2
ur prty dt nvr existd is
bgnning 2 get in2 my
nerves! Damn u ederlyn!
damn u!no1 undrmines
inday’s intelect.. bitch… *evil
laf*

-nag-away na cna ederlyn
at inday. =D

and stole Inday’s boyfriend, Dodong.

We wud lyk 2 invite u as we
take r vows & affirm r
special promise 2 cherish
each othr w mutual lov,
respect & fidelity b4 God &
man as husband & wife on
saturday,6pm at Sanctuario
de San Antonio, McKinley Rd,
Forbes Park mkti.

Reception will follow at the
manila penninsula grand
ballrm.
R.S.V.P.
Attire: FORMAL

?DUDONG & EDERLYN NUPTIAL?

INDAY: PAKSYET ka dudong!!!
How cud u!!!! Arggg….!!!

So it’s not surprising that, whatever fame Ederlyn had during her time would also happen to Sossy Inday. But we didn’t expect she’ll be more popular.

Comparing Ederlyn and Inday, the latter had a total of 80 text messages and counting, but the former only had 32 (as of this writing). Inday has 2 blogs, one on blogspot and one on wordpress, while Ederlyn only had a friendster account. Not only that. Last October 5, Inday jokes were re-enacted by Maureen Larazabal in a popular gag show, Bubble Gang. And just yesterday, October 10, Inday was mentioned in Inquirer! (image courtesy of Tonyo)

As of this writing, Inday is currently the most popular fictional character in the SMS community these days. But did you know that before Inday,?there’s already this fictional character Ederlyn who has always been mentioned on several text jokes in the texting community?

Ederlyn’s first text message contains an invitation to come to her birthday party:

Ui, invited tau s bday party
ni ederlyn 2m ng 6pm.

CnO b un? Kilala m b?
FinOrward lng skn e.
Hahahahahaha. Kulet. :)

When you first read the text message, you probably won’t think it is a joke, but rather a wrong-sent text message and you might delete it immediately. But after you receive the second one,

Uy asan ka na? D2 n kaming
lahat ikaw n lng wla.
Nklimutan mo na ba
birthday ko? =c

-ederlyn (wahaha part 2)

that’s only when you’ll realize that this is a joke based on the first text message. It is too fun not to forward and that’s how her fame started. The people who receive the jokes contributed more jokes and made a series of jokes that made Ederlyn’s story more interesting. More and more fictional characters were introduced as the story progresses (Arman the suitor of Ederlyn, Chona Mae jealous of Ederlyn’s popularity, etc), creating a short SMS teleserye of some sort. Here’s another text joke where Ederlyn announced her plans of participating in a famous event called Lovapalooza:

mga peeps, kita-kits tayo sa
mall of asia sa feb 10. let us
break the record again!
-arman and ederlyn

And the more text messages you receive, the more you’ll know Ederlyn. She even invited everyone to add her friendster account!

Eiya..add nyo naman ako s
friendster nyo. Kainis kyo,di
nyo manlang ako ina-add.
Tampo nko. Seryoso ako!

ederlyn_ito@yahoo.com

And her text messages went on and on. I think, this is the effect of the unlimited texting promo of a certain telecommunications company. But when the telco increased its unlimitxt prices, Ederlyn’s jokes were affected and so her fame faded away.