Amo: Inday pakilatag naman
ng comforter sa kama.
Magsisyesta ako. (after 15
mins si inday
pinagpapawisan) Inday: Koya
nakalatag na po yung
komporter sa kama. Isinama
ko na rin ang MAWS at
PRENTER.

and some are mistresses,

Kring Kring

Amo: inday sgutin m ung
phone bka kabit ni sir m
yan!!

Inday: c mam tlaga

PNAPASELOS AKO!!

and there are more. But lately, a series of text jokes mentioned a maid with a unique personality and stood out in the text messaging community. She’s the english-speaking Inday, also termed as Inday Sosyal or Sossy Inday. Unlike Ederlyn, Sossy Inday’s first text message is already worth forwarding:

Ma’am/sir,

I hereby tender my
irrevocable resignation as
your emplOyee, effective
tOday. It has been a
pleasant stay in ur company,
but owing to personal
reasons i am compelled to
move on.i would like to
thank you and your gOod
management for the
wonderful experience
accorded to me during my
stay in your cmpany..’

Yours truly,
inday

-Lufeeeet ni inday ah, in
fairness.. Hahaha!ü

The funny thing about Sossy Inday is not only her ability to speak in straight English but also her complicated, technical way of answering that made her boss feel stupid.

Amo: Inday, bkit ngkalat ang
bsura s likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the
weather patterns might
have occured wreaking
havoc to the surroundings.
The way the debris are
scattered indicates that the
gust of wind was going
northeast causing damage
to the path it was heading
for.

Amo: (nosebleed)

People who knew Ederlyn, can already tell that Sossy Inday’s fame would somehow follow that of Ederlyn’s. In fact like Ederlyn, Sossy Inday also experienced falling in love,

there are tulips in the
street,there are tulips in
the park,but nothing
compares to our two lips
meeting in the dark..

-pamatay lines ni dodong
kay inday.

accident/s,

Please pray for the quick
recovery of Inday. She’s
currently in the ICU because
of excessive nose bleeding,
which she had while
accompanying Junior in his
school’s Linggo Ng Wika
Celebration. Please pass this
to all whose lives, like mine,
have been touched by Inday.

and a lot more. But the most exciting part of Inday series is when Ederlyn came back on the text messaging scene,

Ederlyn: ikw b ang inday n
cnsb nla? at cnu k pr i2lad s
akn ang iyong ksikatn
ngyong akoy nnnhmk n? wl
kng krptan pr pntayan aq!
Hayop k!

Inday: my apologies, bt d
fact is, ur glory days r ovr
my frnd. I fnd it sumwat
ridiculous, ur persistence on
persuading pipol 2 come 2
ur prty dt nvr existd is
bgnning 2 get in2 my
nerves! Damn u ederlyn!
damn u!no1 undrmines
inday’s intelect.. bitch… *evil
laf*

-nag-away na cna ederlyn
at inday. =D

and stole Inday’s boyfriend, Dodong.

We wud lyk 2 invite u as we
take r vows & affirm r
special promise 2 cherish
each othr w mutual lov,
respect & fidelity b4 God &
man as husband & wife on
saturday,6pm at Sanctuario
de San Antonio, McKinley Rd,
Forbes Park mkti.

Reception will follow at the
manila penninsula grand
ballrm.
R.S.V.P.
Attire: FORMAL

“DUDONG & EDERLYN NUPTIAL”

INDAY: PAKSYET ka dudong!!!
How cud u!!!! Arggg….!!!

So it’s not surprising that, whatever fame Ederlyn had during her time would also happen to Sossy Inday. But we didn’t expect she’ll be more popular.

Comparing Ederlyn and Inday, the latter had a total of 80 text messages and counting, but the former only had 32 (as of this writing). Inday has 2 blogs, one on blogspot and one on wordpress, while Ederlyn only had a friendster account. Not only that. Last October 5, Inday jokes were re-enacted by Maureen Larazabal in a popular gag show, Bubble Gang. And just yesterday, October 10, Inday was mentioned in Inquirer! (image courtesy of Tonyo)

Ui, invited tau s bday party
ni ederlyn 2m ng 6pm.

CnO b un? Kilala m b?
FinOrward lng skn e.
Hahahahahaha. Kulet. :)

At first, you won’t really think its a joke, but rather a wrong-sent text message. But after you receive the second one,

Uy asan ka na? D2 n kaming
lahat ikaw n lng wla.
Nklimutan mo na ba
birthday ko? =c

-ederlyn (wahaha part 2)

that’s only when you’ll realize that people were making fun of her, based on the first text message. I don’t know who started it, but I noticed that the  people who get the jokes contributed more jokes and made Ederlyn more interesting. Other fictional characters were invented (Arman the suitor of Ederlyn, Chona Mae jealous of Ederlyn’s popularity, Ederlyn died near Starbucks cafe, etc), creating a short teleserye of some sort. There were also text jokes of Ederlyn participating in famous events and holidays like Chinese New Year, Lovapalooza, The Buzz:

mga peeps, kita-kits tayo sa
mall of asia sa feb 10. let us
break the record again!
-arman and ederlyn

And the more text messages you receive, the more you’ll know Ederlyn. There’s even a text joke about Ederlyn inviting people to join her friendster account!

Eiya..add nyo naman ako s
friendster nyo. Kainis kyo,di
nyo manlang ako ina-add.
Tampo nko. Seryoso ako!

ederlyn_ito@yahoo.com

And her text messages went on and on. This is the effect of the unlimited texting promo of a certain telecommunications company. But when the telco increased its unlimitxt prices, Ederlyn’s jokes were affected and so her fame faded away.